He Who Farts Hard Farts Loudest :: miscellaneous

He Who Farts Hard Farts Loudestwhy cant a weapon be developed upon the flatulence of man. Why do people continue to spray air freshener in the toilet despite making it worse? Nobody knows. It may just well be the nature of man. Males, when it comes to flatulence would undoubtedly be the dominant species between the two. We are the masters of dropping our lunch, letting it rip or whatever you prefer to mobilize it. Dont you just love it when somebody lets of flatulence right in your proximity? The little fart particles are just like little F18 Interceptors, flying finished the air and targeting your nasal passages. Then they lock on and fire those M15 stink missiles right up there and then youre your own worst enemy. You breathe in and you suck someone elses foul gas into your own lungs, which mixes in your own bloodstream. Someone dropping their lunch is like a dog marking their territorial dominion inside your body. Theres nothing worse than when someone goes to the toilet and le aves their utter stench of last nights meal behind them. Then, it always happens, they think they can make it completely better by spraying some air freshener. Instead of making things better, they get worse. The air condition goes from unbearable to lethal. When the stench particles combine with the air freshener, it makes a deadly mask that seems to forever hang. Even napalm gas is better than this. Overall, there are currently only seven commonly know types of flatulence most the world. The silentus fartius, showerus fartius, motorus fartius, explodius fartius, runnius fartius, squeakius fartius and the good old Dutch oven. Humans are constantly known to evolve but what isnt mentioned is that the commonly known fart has also evolved. Back in the days of good old England, there was only the petite fart. But now those weaklings have evolved into much(prenominal) beasts as the explosion fart (explodius fartius) and lethal strains such as the silent but violent fart (silentus fart ius). There is a very old primitive type of flatulence that is still common at once known as the squeaker. These usually occur in schools when students try to hold it in but it squeezes its way through, to the outside world. Whilst all humans may try, many a(prenominal) are unable to control their flatulence, no matter what the circumstances are. Its like it has a mind of its own.