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He Who Farts Hard Farts LoudestWhy cant a weapon be developed upon the flatulence of man. Why do people continue to spray denude freshener in the toilet despite making it worse? Nobody knows. It may mediocre well be the nature of man. Males, when it comes to flatulence would undoubtedly be the dominant species between the two. We argon the masters of dropping our lunch, letting it rip or whatever you prefer to call it. Dont you just love it when somebody lets of flatulence right in your proximity? The little fart particles are just like little F18 Interceptors, flying through the air and targeting your nasal passages. Then they lock on and fire those M15 stink missiles right up there and then youre your own worst enemy. You breathe in and you sucking someone elses foul gas into your own lungs, which mixes in your own bloodstream. Someone dropping their lunch is like a dog marking their territory wrong your body. Theres nothing worse than when someone goes to the toilet and leaves their utter stench of last nights meal behind them. Then, it always happens, they think they can make it all improve by spraying some air freshener. Instead of making things better, they get worse. The air condition goes from unbearable to lethal. When the stench particles combine with the air freshener, it makes a noxious mask that seems to forever hang. Even napalm gas is better than this. Overall, there are currently only seven commonly know types of flatulence around the world. The silentus fartius, showerus fartius, motorus fartius, explodius fartius, runnius fartius, squeakius fartius and the well-grounded old Dutch oven. Humans are constantly cognize to evolve but what isnt mentioned is that the commonly known fart has also evolved. Back in the years of good old England, there was only the petite fart. But now those weaklings have evolved into such beasts as the explosion fart (explodius fartius) and lethal strains such as the silent but violent fart (silentus fartius). There is a very old primitive type of flatulence that is still common today known as the squeaker. These usually occur in schools when students try to hold it in but it squeezes its way through, to the outside world. Whilst all humans may try, many are unable to control their flatulence, no matter what the circumstances are. Its like it has a mind of its own.